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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Vacation Solution” |
| Sheldon goes to work with Amy in her lab when the university forces him to take a vacation; Bernadette asks Howard to sign a pre-nup. |
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Rob
| Rob – “Rob Learns Spanish” |
| Rob asks Hector for secret Spanish lessons so he can understand what Maggie’s family is saying; Fernando pretends to diet. |
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Person of Interest
| Person of Interest – “Wolf and Cub” |
| A teenager (Astro), whose brother was recently murdered, is identified as the latest person of interest; Finch fears that his ex-partner’s son is getting close to discovering the machine. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “At First Blush” |
| Jane tries to prove that a woman on trial for murder is innocent; Summer (Samaire Armstrong) helps Cho with a case. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: Valentine’s Day Couples” |
| In honor of Valentine’s Day, couples tackle special obstacles that include Love Struck and the Wipeout Wedding Reception. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “All You Need is Love” |
| Lexie watches Zola as Meredith and Derek try to have a night to themselves for Valentine’s Day; Callie surprises Arizona with a romantic evening; Ben tries to prove that he knows Bailey better than she thinks. |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “Too Much” |
| Sam finds his estranged sister in jail, heavily medicated and in a nearly catatonic state; Erica begins secret cancer treatments and refuses to let Cooper and Charlotte tell Mason; Cooper, Pete and Addison treat a drug addict’s baby. |
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| NBC |
30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “Hey, Baby, What’s Wrong” |
| Criss (James Marsden) and Liz need a dining room table for their Valentine’s Day celebration; Jack spends time with his mother-in-law (Mary Steenburgen); Frank and Tracy try to find a date for Lutz. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Special Project” |
| When Dwight receives a special assignment in Tallahassee, he and Andy must decide which Scranton employees will go with him; Pam returns from maternity leave. |
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Up All Night
| Up All Night – “Day After Valentine’s Day” |
| An epic fight between Kevin (Jason Lee) and Ava makes Chris and Reagan wistful for relationship drama. |
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The Voice |
LOCAL |
| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Hollywood Round, Part 2” |
| Vocalists in Hollywood try to advance to the semifinals. |
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The Finder
| The Finder – “The Great Escape” |
| An amateur magician’s (Jonathan Slavin) assistant vanishes during an ambitious disappearing act; Leo asks Isabel for help finding Willa. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “Dangerous Liaisons” |
| When Elena receives an invitation to a formal ball at Klaus’ recently renovated mansion, Stefan and Damon insist on going with her; Caroline uncovers a new side of Klaus. |
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The Secret Circle
| The Secret Circle – “Valentine” |
| During a girls-only, anti-Valentine’s Day slumber party, Diana takes some mood-altering “Devil’s Spirit”; Cassie is haunted by the spirits of vengeful witches. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| FX |
How I Met Your Mother |
How I Met Your Mother |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “Drift Problem” |
| Archers surprise birthday present leads to all sorts of other surprises. |
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Unsupervised
| Unsupervised – “Fires & Liars” |
| Gary and Joel become arsonists to defend the local fire department. |
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Archer |
| LIFE |
Dance Moms |
Project Runway All Stars
| Project Runway All Stars – “Fashion Face Off” |
| The designers compete in a sportswear challenge. |
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24 Hour Catwalk
| 24 Hour Catwalk – “Animal Instinct” |
| The designers must use snake skin print fabric to create an elegant look; the remaining designers must use fake fur to create a cat-inspired collection. |
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Project Runway All Stars |
| MTV |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “The Follow Game” |
| Mike gathers information on a roommate; Roger will not return Jenni’s calls. |
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I Just Want My Pants Back
| I Just Want My Pants Back – “Never Trust a Moonblower” |
| Jason quits his job; networking at James Franco’s party; Tina wonders if she is prepared to date Brett. |
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