| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Ornithophobia” |
| Leonard and Penny spend time alone; Sheldon tries to face his fear of birds. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Nature Calls” |
| The gang’s trip to Vermont doesn’t go as planned; Russell’s faith in his marriage to Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) is renewed. |
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Person of Interest |
The Mentalist |
| ABC |
Charlie’s Angels
| Charlie’s Angels – “Royal Angels” |
| The angels investigate the assassination of an African king, while protecting the heir to his throne; Kate rethinks her relationship with Ray. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Dark Was the Night” |
| Teddy is called away on another case, as Henry is brought in for emergency surgery; Derek and Meredith finally receive news about Zola; a patient experiences complications after surgery. |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “Don’t Stop ‘Till You Get Enough” |
| Amelia’s drug addiction accelerates as she begins writing herself prescriptions and skipping work; Jake and Addison face an impossible choice; Violet returns to work; Erica is irritated when Charlotte and Cooper bond with Mason. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Studies in Modern Movement” |
| The group tries to help Annie move in with Troy and Abed but things go awry when she becomes frustrated by their lifestyle; Dean Pelton blackmails Jeff into spending the afternoon with him. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “The Treaty” |
| Leslie asks Ben, Andy and April to help host a Model U.N. for the local high school; Chris asks Ann for dating advice; Ron tries to find a replacement for Tom. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Pam’s Replacement” |
| Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin’s band. |
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Whitney
| Whitney – “Getting to Know You” |
| During a double date, Whitney learns more about Alex’s past; a sore loser emerges during a basketball game; Lily tries to win over Neal’s mother. |
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Prime Suspect
| Prime Suspect – “Wednesday’s Child” |
| Jane and Calderon investigate the death of a boy at a preschool; Rivera asks Duffy to keep her company while she works a case; Jane’s personal experience comes in handy. |
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| FOX |
The X Factor
| The X Factor – “Live Results Show” |
| Contestants face elimination; Willow Smith performs; Jessie J performs. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Hot Dog in the Competition” |
| The team identifies the remains of a competitive-eating champion just days before a contest; a brilliant new squint has trouble fitting in; Booth and Brennan try to put themselves in each other’s places after a disagreement about the baby. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “Homecoming” |
| Elena is left feeling conflicted after Rebekah opens up to her; Tyler’s behavior shocks Matt and Caroline; in hope of outsmarting Klaus, Damon becomes a part of a dangerous partnership. |
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The Secret Circle
| The Secret Circle – “Balcoin” |
| Cassie tries to discover more about her lineage; Faye reveals that Jake may be hiding something dangerous; Adam is concerned when Melissa’s cousin catches Diana’s eye. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
| It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “The Gang Gets Trapped” |
| The gang’s plan to extract an artifact is jeopardized when the owners turn out to be home. |
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The League
| The League – “Yobogoya!” |
| Taco competes in a jingle contest for a fast food restaurant; Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop; Jenny almost ruins Ruxin’s chance to work a big case. |
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| LIFE |
Project Accessory |
Project Accessory |
Project Accessory
| Project Accessory – “Bling It On” |
| The designers are given 24 hours to complete their next challenge; Eva surprises the designers. |
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| MTV |
The Real World |
Ridiculousness |
Beavis and Butt-head |
Beavis & Butt-Head
| Beavis & Butt-Head – “Holy Cornholio” |
| New Episode |
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Good Vibes
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| USA |
Law & Order: SVU |
Law & Order: SVU |
Burn Notice
| Burn Notice – “Breaking Point” |
| Michael teams up with the brother of a victim of gang violence to entrap the gang in a weapons scheme; Sam goes undercover on a college campus. |
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| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
