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| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Landmarks” |
| When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey. |
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Mad Love
| Mad Love – “Friends” |
| Tiffany decides to move away, leaving Connie in need of a job and giving Larry a chance with his dream girl. |
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Two and a Half Men |
Mike & Molly
| Mike & Molly – “Victoria’s Birthday” |
| When Victoria panics about turning 30, she drags Mike and Molly into her life crisis. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Ua Hiki Mai Kapalena Pau” |
| After receiving valuable information from Agent Jenna Kaye, the team closes in on Wo Fat; Danny is exposed to a deadly neurological agent. |
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| ABC |
Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining contestants perform a ballroom dance and then must master a number to music they haven’t been given before. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Pretty Dead” |
| After a contestant in a beauty pageant is found strangled, many suspects turn up, including jealous fellow contestants, the pageant’s sponsor (Michael McKean), and the show’s host (Sasha Roiz). |
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| NBC |
Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck vs the Last Details” |
| Chuck and Sarah work to get Chuck’s mother to the wedding alive; Morgan’s best man duties include facing Vivian Volkoff; Ellie prepares for the rehearsal dinner. |
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The Event
| The Event – “One Will Live, One Will Die” |
| Sterling finds an unlikely ally in Simon; Jarvis authorizes an air strike without the chief of staff’s approval; Sophia draws unwitting Leila into her plan; Sean and Vicky try to prevent many deaths. |
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Law & Order: LA
| Law & Order:LA – “Runyon Canyon” |
| When a college freshman is found strangled to death, a mysterious text message leads detectives to a possible suspect. |
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| FOX |
House
| House – “The Fix” |
| House and Wilson disagree on the outcome of a boxing match they bet on; the team suspects House of having another drug problem. |
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The Chicago Code
| The Chicago Code – “Black Sox” |
| Teresa takes on the police department’s corrupt promotion system; Vonda receives a package that reveals more about the Wysocki family. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
90210
| 90210 – “The Prom Before the Storm” |
| Annie and Dixon receive devastating news about their futures; Adrianna tries to rekindle her romance with Navid while Silver is in the hospital; Naomi and Max’s relationship is tested. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “Shattered Bass” |
| Complications arise when Charlie is invited to the Constance Billard alumni fundraiser; Blair is torn between the men in her life; Jack Bass’ actions threaten to destroy Chuck. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| ABCF |
The Secret Life of the American Teenager
| The Secret Life of the American Teenager – “Young At Heart” |
| Ricky puts pressure on Amy to make a decision; Adrian continues to make plans for her wedding. |
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Make It or Break It
| Make It or Break It – “To Thine Own Self Be True” |
| Kaylie’s return may not be the warm welcome she was hoping for. |
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager |
| Life |
Justice for Natalee Holloway |
Vanished with Beth Holloway
| Vanished with Beth Holloway – “Holloway; McStay” |
| Beth shares her journey to find answers about her missing daughter; a California family disappears without a trace. |
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| Syfy |
Stargate Universe |
Stargate Universe
| Stargate Universe – “Gauntlet” |
| Unable to gate for supplies, Destiny must take a stand or be left adrift. |
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Sanctuary
| Sanctuary – “Wingman” |
| Will and Henry’s double date goes awry when they do a delivery of an Abnormal on the way to dinner. |
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| SHO |
Weeds |
The Big C |
The Borgias |
Nurse Jackie
| Nurse Jackie – “Orchids & Salami” |
| Kelly wins over the All Saints staff; Kevin finds pills in a dental floss dispenser; a patient soothes Coop’s depression; Jackie pockets drugs. |
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United States of Tara
| United States of Tara – “The Electrifying & Magnamious Return of Beaverlamp” |
| Max gets a double dose of positives in his life when Tara, with help from Ted Mayo, sets out to reunite his former rock band and also plans a birthday party for him. Meanwhile, a moody Dr Hattaras cancels a session with Tara, which doesn’t sit well with Max; Kate ponders her bumpy relatioship with frequent-flyer Evan; and Marshall and Noah cram for their film-festival submission with a surprisingly revelatory interview with Max. |
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| Also NEW tonight: Bethenny Ever After (BRAVO), American Chopper: Senior vs Junior (DSC), 2 eps of Unleashed: K9 of Broward County (DSC), Pair of Kings (DXD), Zeke & Luther (DXD), E! Special (E!), Kid in a Candy Store (FOOD), Diners, DriveIns and Dives, (FOOD), Property Virgins (HGTV), 2 episodes of Pawn Stars (HIST), The Hard Times of RJ Berger (MTV), Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (MTV), Humanly Impossible: The Glass-Eater (NGC), Taboo (NGC), The Bad Girls Club (OXY), Loves Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too (OXY), 2 eps of Jail (Spike), Fabulous Cakes (TLC)), 2 eps of Quints by Surprise (TLC), WWE Tough Enough (USA), and WWE Monday Night Raw (USA). |
| *Reminder: Pink = Premiere, Orange = Finale, Yellow = Special Event, Green = New, Blue = Rerun, Purple = Live, Gray = Local |
why hasn’t two and a half men been new?
Because Charlie Sheen was fired and they had no additional episodes to air!