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8:30 |
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10:00 |
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11:00 |
| What’s On the Big Five? |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory |
Rules of Engagement |
CSI |
The Mentalist |
LOCAL |
| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Spring Wipeout: The Wizard of Owws” |
| Contestants face obstacles such as Bowled Over and Chocolate Shop, and an Arabian Nights-themed challenge. |
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Grey’s Anatomy |
Private Practice |
LOCAL |
| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Paradigms of Human Memory” |
| Members of the study group think back on their favorite times together; Troy’s pet monkey reappears briefly before escaping into the ventilation system, followed by Senor Chang. |
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The Paul Reiser Show
| The Paul Reiser Show – “The Playdate” |
| Paul runs into trouble while trying to pick up Jonathan’s son from a play date, then he must pacify a man who believes Paul has wronged him. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Michael’s Last Dundies” |
| Michael teaches Deangelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Soulmates” |
| An online dating service matches Leslie with someone she already knows; Chris challenges Ron to a burger cook-off as part of a new health initiative. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “100” |
| Hank wants to cancel “TGS,” but Jack persuades him to let the cast and crew prove themselves with their 100th episode; Jack starts to doubt a decision he made; Jenna considers motherhood. |
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LOCAL |
| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “1 of 7 Voted Off” |
| A contestant is eliminated; David Cook performs; Katy Perry performs. |
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Bones
| Bones – “Finder” |
| When the remains of a maritime museum security guard are found in the Florida Everglades, Booth asks a former Iraqi soldier for help with the case. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
Vampire Diaries
| Vampire Diaries – “Klaus” |
| Tension grows between the Salvatore brothers as they disagree on how to protect Elena; the origin of the moonstone curse is revealed; Elena makes a shocking discovery about Klaus’ motives. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “Girl’s Best Friend” |
| Nikita worries Division is getting too dangerous for Alex; Jaden and Alex are assigned to an overseas mission. |
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LOCAL |
| Cable Highlights |
| Bravo |
Real Housewives of New York City |
Real Housewives of New York City |
Real Housewives of New York City
| Real Housewives of New York City – “Hairy Mess” |
| Alex calls Sonja to meet for lunch; Romona is asked to walk in another fashion show; Kelly continues to avoid Romona. |
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Watch What Happens: Live!
| Watch What Happens: Live! |
| Actress Denise Richards and Alex McCord of “The Real Housewives of New York City.” |
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| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “Double Trouble” |
| Suspicion and jealousy arise at ISIS as Krieger nears completion of a top secret project; Archer brings Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory. |
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Archer |
Archer |
| MTV |
The Real World |
America’s Best Dance Crew |
America’s Best Dance Crew
| America’s Best Dance Crew – “Black Eye Peas” |
| The Black Eyed Peas assign their songs to the crews. |
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America’s Best Dance Crew |
| SHO |
Remember Me |
Nurse Jackie |
Secret Diary of a Call Girl
| Secret Diary of a Call Girl |
| Belle meets an alluring, dangerous new client. |
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Gigolos
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| Also NEW tonight: 2 eps of Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force (A&E), The Bear Whisperer Returns(APL), Biography (BIO), E! True Hollywood Story (E!), 24 Hour Restaurant Battle (FOOD), Selling New York (HGTV), House Hunters International (HGTV), Swamp People (HIST), 2 eps of Mounted in Alaska (HIST), True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (ID), Speed Makers (SPEED), American Trucker (SPEED), Police Women of Broward County (TLC), 2 eps of Ultimate Cleaners (TLC), Triple Rush (Travel), and LisaRay: The Real McCoy (TVONE) |
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