| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Toast Derivation” |
| Sheldon is upset when he realizes Leonard is the center of their group of friends. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Jeff Day” |
| The cleaning lady interrupts Jeff’s day to himself; Adam tries figure out the cause of the twitching in his eye. |
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CSI
| CSI – “Turn On, Tune In, Drop Dead” |
| The CSIs are on alert when two men initially pronounced dead come back to life. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Red Queen” |
| An antiques dealer is found dead in a museum and evidence points to a member of the CBI team. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: Family Night, Kids Eat It For Free” |
| Families compete against each other as they face obstacles like the Snow Blower and Ski Lift. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “Not Responsible” |
| Meredith’s fertility treatments start affecting her eyesight; Mark talks to Callie and Arizona about his role as a father; April learns more about Dr. Stark (Peter MacNicol). |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “Two Steps Back” |
| Cooper and Charlotte try to forgive each other after revealing secrets in couples therapy; one of Sheldon’s patients claims to have multiple personality disorder; Naomi and Sam treat a pregnant teen who has Down syndrome. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Intro to Political Science” |
| Greendale prepares for a visit from the vice president; Annie, Jeff, Leonard and Star Burns compete in the school’s first student election; Abed befriends a Secret Service agent (Eliza Coupe). |
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Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Perfect House” |
| Julia replaces injured Leigh in a doubles tennis tournament; Amy spoils Vance, Dave and Isabella’s fun. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Todd Packer” |
| Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Indianapolis” |
| Ron and Leslie travel to Indianapolis to receive commendation for the upcoming Harvest Festival; April and Andy learn to have fun without spending money. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “TGS Hates Women” |
| Liz hires a new female comic to combat claims of misogyny at TGS; Jack tries to take out his competition — who happens to be the executive’s granddaughter — for becoming successor to Kabletown. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “Take This Punjab and Shove It” |
| After an employee quits, Todd is excited to hire someone new; Gupta must find a way to pay back a loan shark. |
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| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Top 24 Chosen” |
| The judges reveal the 19 remaining semifinalists. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “The House Guest” |
| Elena, Stefan and Damon realize they can use Katherine’s knowledge to their advantage; Caroline finds a new way to get Matt’s attention; Alaric makes a confession to Jenna. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “Echoes” |
| Amanda sedates Alex and interrogates her; Nikita tries to help Alex but is double-crossed; Michael asks Birkhoff to investigate Alex. |
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LOCAL |
The Office |
| A&E |
The First 48 |
The First 48 |
Beyond Scared Straight
| Beyond Scared Straight – “Hagerstown” |
| At-risk teens are forced to eat punishment food. |
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| BRAVO |
Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Million Dollar Listing
| Million Dollar Listing – “Sparks Fly” |
| Madison hosts a champagne open house; Josh Flagg hosts a rock ‘n’ roll open house; sparks fly between Josh Altman and Heather. |
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Million Dollar Listing |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “Double Deuce” |
| When members of Woodhouse’s famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer. |
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Archer |
| HGTV |
House Hunters |
My First Place |
Selling New York
| Selling New York – “Hot Property!” |
| Gumley Haft Kleier is hiring, but choosing a candidate proves tough; a broker looks for a last-minute rental in the Hamptons. |
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Selling New York |
House Hunters
| House Hunters – “Carla and Mark Want Out of Their Downtown Condo and Into a House in the Suburbs” |
| A couple wants a home in Detroit’s suburbs for around $300,000. They’d like a roomy kitchen, a yard, and a studio space for art. |
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House Hunters International
| House Hunters International – “Taking a Chance in Chengdu, China” |
| A couple look for a centrally located home in Chengdu, China, for around $300,000. |
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| MTV |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore |
Britney Spears’ Video Premiere / Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Kissing Cousins” |
| Snooki’s hook-ups haunt her; Mike pranks Deena and Snooki; the guys ditch Mike. |
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| NAT GEO |
King Tut and the Lost Dynasty |
Ultimate Factories |
Ultimate Factories
| Ultimate Factories – “Mercedes Benz” |
| The famous Mercedes Benz 1954 300SL Gullwing is reborn in 2010 as the AMG SLS. |
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| TLC |
Police Women of Cincinnati |
Police Women of Cincinnati
| Police Women of Cincinnati – “Good Girl in a Bad World” |
| Mandy finds a suspected drunk driver passed out; Tia gets a call from a child reporting a shooting; Colleen nabs a prostitute; Rose helps a threatened fast food clerk. |
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Babies Behind Bars
| Babies Behind Bars – “Having a Baby in Prison is No Picnic” |
| Mandy finds a suspected drunk driver passed out; Tia gets a call from a child reporting a shooting; Colleen nabs a prostitute; Rose helps a threatened fast food clerk. |
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| USA |
NCIS |
Royal Pains
| Royal Pains – “Listen to the Music” |
| Hank believes his patient has been previously misdiagnosed; Divya and Raj take dance lessons. |
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Fairly Legal
| Fairly Legal – “Believers” |
| An inventor threatens suicide when his employer threatens his dismissal. |
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