| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Benefactor Factor” |
| A wealthy donor makes Leonard question how what he is willing to do for science. |
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Shit My Dad Says
| Shit My Dad Says – “Lock and Load” |
| After reports of a burglar in the neighborhood, Ed wants to use his gun for protection; Bonnie and Vince look for extra help during a trip to the fertility clinic. |
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CSI
| CSI – “All That Cremains” |
| A dead body is found in a box donated to a thrift store; Langston’s wife visits the crime lab. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Blood for Blood” |
| Van Pelt’s actions come into question when the witness she is assigned to protect is murdered. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: This Little Piggy Went to Wipeout” |
| Contestants take on obstacles like the snowplow sweeper and the wipeout ski lift to win cash. |
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Grey’s Anatomy
| Grey’s Anatomy – “P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)” |
| Meredith and Lexie’s father returns to Seattle Grace with stomach pains and a new girlfriend; Alex butts heads with the new OB; Mark bribes Jackson for information on Lexie. |
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Private Practice
| Private Practice – “Blind Love” |
| Charlotte’s attacker (Nicholas Brendon) arrives at the hospital in need of urgent care; Bizzy begs Addison for help when Susan’s health deteriorates. |
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| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Early 21st Century Romanticism” |
| Abed and Troy vie for the attention of the college librarian; Britta befriends a student she thinks is gay; Jeff winds up hosting an impromptu party at his apartment. |
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Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Perfect Jealousy” |
| Dave meets a woman while hiking; Rex has a hard time disclosing his financial trouble to Leigh; Amy and Vance try to make each other envious. |
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The Office
| The Office – “PDA” |
| Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin’s romantic treasure hunt. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Ron and Tammy: Part Two” |
| Tom tries to get even with Ron by going on a date with Ron’s ex-wife (Megan Mullally); April is asked to work with Chris. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “Double-Edged Sword” |
| Avery (Elizabeth Banks) goes into labor while she and Jack are vacationing in Canada; Liz and Carol (Matt Damon) plan a romantic getaway but their plane is stuck on the tarmac; Tracy has an unwanted responsibility. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “The Todd Couple” |
| Todd gives his employees anger management training; Asha is taken aback when Madhuri receives a gift from a secret boyfriend. |
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| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Hollywood Round, Part 1” |
| Auditions continue in Hollywood. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Daredevil in the Mold” |
| The team analyzes a BMX rider’s remains, discovered on the roof of a warehouse; Sweets asks Booth for advice; Booth makes a decision about Hannah. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “Crying Wolf” |
| Elena and Stefan hope to have a romantic weekend at the Gilbert family lake house; Jenna wonders if Alaric is being honest; Damon tries to talk to Elijah; Bonnie elicits shocking information from Luka. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “The Next Seduction” |
| Nikita reluctantly assumes a past alter ego to stop a dangerous new weapon from coming into the U.S.; Alex’s new life is interfered with. |
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LOCAL |
The Office |
| A&E |
The First 48 |
The First 48 |
Beyond Scared Straight
| Beyond Scared Straight – “San Quentin” |
| Teens experience Death Row in San Quentin, one of the nation’s most infamous prisons. |
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| BRAVO |
Million Dollar Listing |
Million Dollar Listing
| Million Dollar Listing – “No Guarantees in The Real Estate Game” |
| Josh Flagg must make a difficult decision; Josh Altman risks losing his commission on a favor to his mother; Madison must jump through hoops. |
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
| FOOD |
Iron Chef America |
Iron Chef America |
Ace of Cakes
| Ace of Cakes – “Charm City Cakes Goes Back to the Future” |
| “Back to the Future” celebrates its 25th anniversary starring Michael J. Fox, Leah Thompson and Christopher Lloyd; DeLorean time machine cake. |
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Unwrapped |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “Blood Test” |
| Archer is in for a huge surprise when his favorite call girl shows up with a baby and a subpoena for a paternity test. |
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Archer |
| HGTV |
My First Place |
My First Place |
Selling New York
| Selling New York – “Launch Pad” |
| A client wants to spend more time in Manhattan; helping a friend find a place in Los Angeles. |
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Selling New York |
House Hunters
| House Hunters |
| A family searches for its forever home. |
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House Hunters International
| House Hunters International – “Moving Out in Turkey” |
| A mid-westerner and a Turkish native look for a home close to family in Izmit. |
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| MTV |
My Life as Liz |
When I Was 17 |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Cabs Are Here” |
| Ronnie and Sammi’s relationship ends and Ronnie gets destructive. |
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| NAT GEO |
Naked Science |
Ultimate Factories |
Ultimate Factories
| Ultimate Factories – “Maserati” |
| The Maserati Gran Turismo convertible is built in Modena, Italy. |
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| TLC |
Police Women of Cincinnati |
Police Women of Cincinnati
| Police Women of Cincinnati |
| Colleen provides cover for U.S. Marshals; Mandy responds to a complaint about a loiterer; Rose is at the scene of a break-in; Tia races to the scene of a stabbing. |
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Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up |
| USA |
NCIS |
Royal Pains
| Royal Pains – “Astraphobia” |
| Hank saves a park ranger who wants to recapture odd side-effects; Evan goes overboard with preparations. |
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Fairly Legal
| Fairly Legal – “Bo Me Once” |
| A cooking show star has a dispute with the company releasing his barbecue sauce. |
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