| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory |
Shit My Dad Says
| Shit My Dad Says – “Ed Goes to Court” |
| Ed changes his mind about Rosemary when he discovers she wants romance; Vince and Henry see which of them can grow a mustache faster. |
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CSI |
The Mentalist |
| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: Baby It’s Blob Outside” |
| Contestants are launched 50 feet in the air and face the Snowtivator and Big Balls in hope of winning $50,000. |
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Grey’s Anatomy |
Private Practice |
| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Celebrity Pharmacology 212” |
| Annie stages an anti-drug play at a middle school; Senor Chang comes to the rescue when Pierce’s over-the-top behavior threatens to ruin the production. |
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Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Perfect Proposal” |
| Amy and Vance return from their trip to Paris; Rex tries to talk Dave into buying a new car; Leigh becomes Amy’s wedding planner. |
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The Office
| The Office – “The Seminar” |
| Holly and Michael turn Andy’s business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “The Flu” |
| Leslie comes down with the flu while planning the local Harvest Festival; Andy and Ron bond. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning” |
| When Tracy has a reality TV crew follow him, Liz tries to use it to her benefit; Jack pre-records natural disaster telethons in hope of making a profit; Lutz tells a lie. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “Sari, Charlie” |
| Todd’s attempt to keep his relationship with Tonya from Charlie has an unexpected victim; Rajiv is nervous about his employee evaluation. |
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| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Auditions #4” |
| Hopefuls perform for the judges. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Bullet in the Brain” |
| The Jeffersonian team investigates when a notorious murderer known as “The Gravedigger” (Deirdre Lovejoy) is killed by a sniper. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries
| The Vampire Diaries – “The Descent” |
| Damon asks Elena to keep an eye on Rose (Lauren Cohan) while he tries to elicit the truth from Jules (Michaela McManus); Matt and Caroline discuss their feelings for each other. |
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Nikita
| Nikita – “Free” |
| Alex, now an agent, moves into a new apartment and receives a cover job; Ryan is stunned when Nikita reveals a secret. |
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LOCAL |
The Office |
| A&E |
The First 48 |
The First 48
| The First 48 – “Terribly Wrong; Settling the Score” |
| All new Episode |
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Beyond Scared Straight
| Beyond Scared Straight – “Corcoran” |
| Five teens visit the California State Prison. |
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| BRAVO |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
| Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – “Reunion” |
| Cast members reminisce about the season. |
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
| FOOD |
Iron Chef America |
Unique Eats |
Unique Eats |
Ace of Cakes
| Ace of Cakes – “Come on Down!” |
| Duff is a surprise guest on “The Price is Right”, creating three huge cakes for the show. |
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Unwrapped |
| FX |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Two and a Half Men |
Archer
| Archer – “Swiss Miss” |
| In an attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire’s daughter from a kidnapping threat. |
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Archer |
| HGTV |
My First Place
| My First Place – “Deadline to Buy a House Before the Wedding” |
| A couple has sixty days to find a home before their wedding. |
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My First Place |
Selling New York
| Selling New York – “Real Estate, Friends, & Neighbors” |
| A broker’s friend is torn between the city and the suburbs; moving into a newly purchased apartment. |
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Selling New York |
House Hunters
| House Hunters – “Fresh Start in Farmington, MI” |
| A woman wants to buy a home of her own. |
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House Hunters International
| House Hunters International |
| A woman plans to start medical school in Poland. |
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| HIST |
Modern Marvels |
Swamp People |
Brad Meltzer’s Decoded
| Brad Meltzer’s Decoded – “Secret Societies” |
| Brad and his team try to penetrate Bohemian Grove to pursue rumors of ritual sacrifice and secret agreements that control the lives of everyday Americans. |
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| MTV |
Teen Mom 2 |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Drunk Punch Love” |
| Ronnie and JWoww make up, upsetting Sammi; Vinny picks up a girl with an overbearing family; Mike learns Deena’s secret. |
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| NAT GEO |
Naked Science
| Naked Science – “Dinomorphosis” |
| Science reveals the intimate ties between dinosaurs and birds. |
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The Real Sanctum
| The Real Sanctum |
| Go behind the scenes of James Cameron’s Sanctum. |
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World’s Biggest Cave |
| TLC |
Police Women of Cincinnati |
Police Women of Cincinnati
| Police Women of Cincinnati – “I’ll Light You Up” |
| Mandy rushes to a DUI accident; Colleen takes down a prostitution and drug haven; Rose responds to a shooting; Tia intercedes a heated dispute. |
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Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up |
| USA |
NCIS |
Royal Pains
| Royal Pains – “Pit Stop” |
| Hank and Divya must discover what is making the contestants of a reality show sick. |
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Fairly Legal
| Fairly Legal – “Priceless” |
| Kate oversees a settlement between the state and a falsely convicted man who spent 22 years in jail. Though finally free, the man is unable to move forward due to the pain of his past. |
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Community-Perfect Couples (I think this will be my last episode, though, because the first two I’ve seen were so bad)-Nikita-Archer-Outsourced.
Plus Big Bang Theory, Skins (UK), Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Beyond Scared Straight, and Jersey Shore either online or through reruns.
Not a fan of Outsourced? I’m really enjoying It. So far Perfect Couples has done nothing for me. Looking forward to Archer and Nikita as well.
Oh heavens no. Tried giving it a second chance, couldn’t make it past 5 minutes in!
Has anybody here seen Royal Pains? It airs every Thursday at 9/8c on USA! I was skeptical about another medical show, but this one is definitely different and now I find myself hooked and looking forward to Thursday evenings just so I can watch. If you haven’t seen it you can watch past episodes here (http://www.usanetwork.com/series/royalpains/index.html). I’d love to hear what you all think of it!