| THURS |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
| CBS |
The Big Bang Theory
| The Big Bang Theory – “The Love Car Displacement” |
| Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend (Rick Fox) while attending a science event with Wolowitz. |
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Shit My Dad Says
| Shit My Dad Says – “Corn Star” |
| After receiving complaints about the height of the corn in his garden, Ed decides to run for president of the homeowners association; Vince’s celebrity crush propositions him. |
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CSI
| CSI – “A Kiss Before Frying” |
| A body discovered on the side of the road has unusual burn marks; Greg asks a teacher (Dita von Teese) for a date. |
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The Mentalist
| The Mentalist – “Bloodhounds” |
| Patrick Jane becomes determined to prove that his methods are superior while investigating a double murder with a criminal profiler. |
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| ABC |
Wipeout
| Wipeout – “Winter Wipeout: Don’t Fear the Beaver” |
| Contestants face a snow-covered course which includes new obstacles like Mogul Madness and the Yule Log. |
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Grey’s Anatomy |
Private Practice |
| NBC |
Community
| Community – “Asian Population Studies” |
| The group members debate whether to add Annie’s crush, who recently enrolled at Greendale, or Senor Chang to the group; Shirley’s ex-husband (Malcolm-Jamal Warner) comes back into the picture, and she has big news for everyone. |
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Perfect Couples
| Perfect Couples – “Pilot” |
| When Julia and Dave’s anniversary plans fall through, Rex and Leigh plan a game night; Amy and Vance’s relationship goes through a tumultuous period. |
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The Office
| The Office – “Ultimatum” |
| Michael readies himself for the news about Holly’s relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year’s resolutions. |
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Parks and Recreation
| Parks and Recreation – “Go Big or Go Home” |
| Leslie asks Ann to help her convince Chris and Ben to give the parks department more money; Ron and Andy coach basketball; April makes an announcement. |
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30 Rock
| 30 Rock – “Mrs. Donaghy” |
| Budget cuts impact the TGS staff; Liz tries to use Jack’s mistake to her advantage; Jenna shares a dressing room with Danny; Tracy receives disturbing news. |
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Outsourced
| Outsourced – “A Sitar is Born” |
| A beautiful singing voice surprises Todd; Todd has to take Rajiv’s advice. |
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| FOX |
American Idol
| American Idol – “Auditions #2: New Orleans” |
| Hopefuls perform for the judges. |
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Bones
| Bones – “The Body in the Bag” |
| A body is found in the shower of a home belonging to a young socialite; Hodgins and Angela talk about their future; Booth talks to Hannah about Brennan’s feeling for him. |
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LOCAL |
| CW |
The Vampire Diaries |
Nikita |
LOCAL |
| A&E |
The First 48 |
The First 48
| The First 48 – “The Slip; Pure Victim” |
| Execution-style double homicide; an elderly woman is shot while unloading groceries. |
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Beyond Scared Straight
| Beyond Scared Straight – “Jessup” |
| Five teens at the Maryland Correctional Institution. |
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| BRAVO |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
| Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – “Unforgivable” |
| Celebrating Taylor’s birthday; Kim and Kyle go to blows; Camille learns that Kelsey wants to end the marriage. |
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills |
| FOOD |
Iron Chef America |
Iron Chef America |
Ace of Cakes
| Ace of Cakes – “A Millionaire Moment” |
| Two enormous cakes due at the same time; 1500th anniversary of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ cake’; cake for the indie band “Pavement”. |
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Unwrapped |
| HGTV |
My First Place
| My First Place – “Hardball Negotiations in Boston” |
| A hardball condo seller may push a woman beyond her maximum price. |
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My First Place |
Selling New York
| Selling New York – “The Price is Right” |
| A couple leaves the sale of its townhouse to an agent so they can relocate to California. |
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Selling New York |
House Hunters
| House Hunters |
| Driven crazy by their small home, a couple wants a bigger place without settling. |
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House Hunters International
| House Hunters International – “Newlyweds in Stockholm Sweden” |
| A couple prepares to start a married life in Stockholm, Sweden. |
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| HIST |
Pawn Stars |
Pawn Stars |
Swamp People |
Brad Meltzer’s Decoded
| Brad Meltzer’s Decoded – “The Presidents Inner Circle” |
| The Decoded team tries uncover if The Culper Spy Ring played an important role in defeating the British in the Revolutionary War. |
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| MTV |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore
| Jersey Shore – “Free Snooki” |
| Snooki is depressed until she meets a new guy; Deena meets Ronnie’s stunt double; JWoww’s relationship comes to an end. |
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| NAT GEO |
Naked Science
| Naked Science – “Star Clock BC” |
| Two thousand year old find that re-wrote history. |
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America’s Secret Weapon |
Flying Aircraft Carrier |
| TLC |
Police Women of Cincinnati |
Police Women of Cincinnati
| Police Women of Cincinnati – “I’m Not Your Baby” |
| Colleen chases a suspected drug dealer; Rose finds a man who appears to be dead; Mandy has a run-in with an irate mother; Tia pulls her gun at a traffic stop. |
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County Jail |
| USA |
NCIS |
Royal Pains
| Royal Pains – “Mulligan” |
| Hank and Evan learn more about Eddie after his heart attack. Elsewhere, Jill collapses at a golf tournament and receives treatment from Hank; and Divya remains in turmoil over Adam. |
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Fairly Legal
| Fairly Legal – “Pilot” |
| Lawyer-turned-mediator Kate Reed tries to save her recently deceased father’s firm in the premiere of this series following Kate’s attempts to solve others’ problems, as well as her own. The firm’s fate rests on the resolution of a dispute between a clothing magnate and his son, who’s set to inherit his father’s business. |
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