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How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Glitter” |
| When Barney finds a copy of the kids’ show featuring Robin’s alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “The Big Picture” |
| When Russell’s mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy; Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss to get a raise. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “A Good Time in Central Africa” |
| Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey’s ex-husband is stalking him. |
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Mike and Molly
| Mike and Molly – “Mike’s New Boots'” |
| Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Po’ipu” |
| The team must protect a ruthless dictator from an assassination. |
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Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The final four couples perform a ballroom and a Latin dance. |
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The Middle |
Castle
| Castle – “Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind” |
| When a prominent astrophysicist is found dead in her car, Castle is led to theorize her death was the result of an alien abduction. |
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Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck Vs the Fear of Death” |
| Chuck tries to prove himself by going on a hazardous mission; Casey and Morgan try to cover when the “Buy Morons” investigate Greta’s (Summer Glau) identity. |
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The Event
| The Event – “For the Good of Our Country” |
| President Martinez interrogates Michael about his involvement in the assassination attempt; Vicky is sent on a new secret mission. |
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Chase
| Chase – “The Longest Night” |
| When a serial killer (Jim True-Frost) escapes from prison, Annie must rely on another prisoner (Travis Fimmel) for help. |
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House
| House – “A Pox on Our House” |
| When a 200-year-old medicine jar shatters in a teenager’s palm, she is admitted to the hospital with symptoms closely linked to smallpox; House must make a dangerous decision that puts his life in jeopardy; Wilson and Sam comfort a young patient. |
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Lie To Me
| Lie to Me – “Beyond Belief” |
| Lightman faces off with the leader of a self-help empire to free a wealthy woman who may be under the control of the cultlike leader; Lightman suspects the group of threatening him and his daughter. |
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90210
| 90210 – “They’re Playing Her Song” |
| During a visit to a bar in West Hollywood, Teddy has to ask Ian for help; Charlie’s friends get a glimpse of Annie in lingerie; Navid deals with the fallout of turning in his father to the authorities. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “The Witches of Bushwick” |
| Chuck hosts a masquerade party at the Empire Hotel; Nate and Dan are confused by Serena’s behavior. |
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Real Time with Bill Maher |
In Treatment
| In Treatment – “Sunil: Week Four” |
| Sunil finds his son and Julia’s relationship is similar to his affair. |
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In Treatment
| In Treatment – “Frances: Week Four” |
| Frances experiences self-loathing after reliving painful family memories. |
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It’s Complicated |
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True Life |
True Life |
World of Jenks
| World of Jenks |
| Dan St Germain, an up-and-coming comedian based in New York City, is profiled as he prepares for the biggest stand up show of his career. |
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The Buried Life
| The Buried Life – “Crash a Parade” |
| The guys head to Des Moines to crash the Iowa State Fair Parade, where they’ll perform a Ferris Bueller-inspired song-and-dance routine. Meanwhile, Jonnie helps an environmental activist orchestrate a protest in Canada. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics
| Scare Tactics – “Valet Violence” |
| A demonic doll causes trouble for a babysitter; an actor’s joke on a mobster does not end well; an old book that can summon spirits is use din a prank; a news crew’s report on death cults goes awry. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
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Transporter 3 |
Dexter |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Theoretical Love is Not Dead” |
| Nancy faces difficult choices; Andy attempts to calm Shane and Warren; Silas considers staying behind. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “Taking the Plunge” |
| In the first-season finale, Cathy must reconsider her options after Dr Todd tells her and Paul that the bee therapy was unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Sean and Rebecca reconnect after she tells him a surprising secret; and Adam reveals his softer side in a highly unlikely manner. |
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