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10:00 |
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How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Natural History” |
| The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey’s husband, the captain. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Les-Bro” |
| Audrey and Jeff choose a surrogate; Russell’s mother (Joan Collins) visits. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “Springtime on a Stick” |
| Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell. |
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Mike and Molly
| Mike and Molly – “Mike Snores” |
| Mike’s incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Mana’o” |
| When Danny’s ex-partner is found dead at a Hawaiian luau the Five-0 team’s investigation leads them to some dirty cops and a powerful cocaine cartel. |
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Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining couples perform. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Murder Most Fowl” |
| While investigating a subway worker’s murder in Central Park, Castle and Beckett unexpectedly uncover a boy’s abduction. |
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Decision Points: A Conversation with George W. Bush
| Decision Points: A Conversation with George W. Bush |
| The 43rd president of the United States discusses his book and defining decisions he has made in his personal and political lives. |
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The Event
| The Event – “I Know Who You Are”> |
| Sterling becomes suspicious of the people close to him; Sophia prepares Thomas and the rest of the detainees for the next part of their mission; Madeline (Paula Malcomson) helps Sean look for answers. |
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Chase
| Chase – “The Posse”> |
| A U.S. Marshal impersonator kills people in a misguided attempt to capture fugitives; Luke gets a surprise visitor who threatens his relationship with the team. |
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House
| House – “Office Politics” |
| House chooses a third-year medical student (Amber Tamblyn) when Cuddy forces him to hire a female team member; a politician’s campaign manager mysteriously falls ill with liver failure and temporary paralysis. |
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House
| Lie to Me – “The Canary’s Song” |
| When Lightman investigates an explosion that killed six coal miners, he suspects foul play may be involved and goes below the surface to find the truth; the FBI seeks the Lightman Group’s help with another case. |
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90210
| 90210 – “Mother Dearest” |
| Adrianna must attend a party with Joe Jonas instead of Navid; Dixon and Annie visit their father; Naomi and Ivy seek revenge on Oscar; Navid makes a discovery about his dad. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” |
| Blair and Chuck decide to end their vindictive games; one of Juliet’s secrets is discovered; Nate and Dan realize they still have feelings for Serena. |
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Real Time with Bill Maher |
In Treatment
| In Treatment – “Sunil: Week Three” |
| Sunil recounts his first impressions of Julia, but becomes defensive when Paul mentions jealousy. |
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In Treatment
| In Treatment – “Frances: Week Three” |
| Frances’ fractured relationship with Patricia is traced to their late mother. |
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Avatar |
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True Life |
True Life |
World of Jenks
| World of Jenks |
| Jenks spends a week with British songstress VV Brown as she travels across the country, attempting to break into the U.S. music scene. |
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The Buried Life
| The Buried Life – “Get in a Fight” |
| Dave trains for an MMA fight, with help from Ben and Jonnie. Meanwhile, Duncan sets off on a journey to help a young woman find closure in the wake of her dad’s sudden death. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics
| Scare Tactics – “Alien Road Block” |
| A delivery guy, a temp worker and a production assistant play roles in pranks. Also: a witness in the witness protection program has a disturbing visitor. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
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Killshot |
Dexter |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Fran Tarkenton” |
| Nancy talks with Vaughn while the family scrambles for passports; Doug takes a risk. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “Everything That Rises” |
| Cathy’s decision to embark on a nontraditional treatment for her cancer leads her and Dr. Todd to the unconventional Bee Man (Liam Neeson). Meanwhile, Adam gets relationship advice from Sean, and Paul’s support of Cathy becomes a bit overbearing. |
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The only thing I have on is Weeds, but I don’t have Showtime. I’ll be watching that online tomorrow. Sigh. Monday TV needs to improve.