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How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Canning Randy” |
| When Zoey enrolls in Ted’s class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Mannequin Head Ball” |
| Jeff and Adam invent a new game; Timmy and Russell go on a double date. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “The Crazy Bitch Gazette” |
| Charlie’s girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose. |
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Mike and Molly
| Mike and Molly – “After the Lovin'” |
| After spending the weekend with Molly, Mike tries to follow Carl’s advice to play it cool. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Ho’apono” |
| A Navy SEAL accused of murder takes hostages and safe haven on a memorial battleship. |
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Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining couples perform iconic dances from the show’s history; former celebrity dancers Helio Castroneves, Kelly Osbourne, Mel B, Drew Lachey, Gilles Marini and Emmitt Smith return as guest judges. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Almost Famous” |
| When Beckett and Castle respond to an “officer down” call, they discover the victim is actually a male stripper dressed as a cop. |
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Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck Vs the First Fight” |
| Chuck goes on a rogue mission to avoid confronting Sarah after their first real fight; Ellie looks into the Bartowski family’s past. |
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Women of SNL
| Women of SNL |
| A showcase of women featured on “Saturday Night Live” in its 35-year history includes former cast members Rachel Dratch, Nora Dunn, Tina Fey, Ana Gasteyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Laraine Newman and Cheri Oteri. |
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MLB: Giants at Rangers
| MLB: Giants at Rangers |
| This could be it for the Giants! |
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90210
| 90210 – “I See London, I See France” |
| Ryan prepares himself for the consequences after encouraging Naomi to press charges against Mr. Cannon; Ivy decides to tell Dixon the truth; Silver and Navid attend an Achievement Awards dinner. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “War at the Roses” |
| A surprise guest catches Blair off-guard at her birthday party; Nate and Serena become fed up with Chuck and Blair’s games and plan an intervention. |
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Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Real Housewives of Atlanta
| Real Housewives of Atlanta – “Hot Mama’s Day” |
| Kim is a guest on Kandi’s web chat show; NeNe makes a revelation to Cynthia; Sheree has a good time on a date; Phaedra’s photo shoot. |
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Watch What Happens Live!
| Watch What Happens Live! |
| Pattie LaBelle and Kandi Burruss are the guests. |
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Real Housewives of Atlanta |
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Real Time with Bill Maher |
In Treatment
| In Treatment – “Sunil: Week Two” |
| Sunil talks about his arranged marriage in India and living with Arun’s family in New York. |
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In Treatment
| In Treatment – “Frances: Week Two” |
| Frances discusses her frustrations at work, feeling alienated from her daughter and health fears. |
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Amelia |
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Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore |
World of Jenks
| World of Jenks – “Hail Mary” |
| A profile of an NFL cheerleader who moved from Los Angeles to Nashville to pursue a more righteous lifestyle. |
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The Buried Life
| The Buried Life – “Escape from a Deserted Island” |
| The crew gets dropped on a deserted island in the middle of the South Pacific and they’ll have one week to figure out how to survive and find their way back to civilization. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics
| Scare Tactics – “Life’s a Witch” |
| An organ harvesting prank is featured, along with segments involving a witch, aliens and a creature that caused an accident. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
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You Kill Me |
Dexter |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Viking Pride” |
| Nancy is visited by faces from the past; Silas deals with the possibility that Lars is his father; Warren becomes unhinged; Doug must obtain a fake passport. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “New Beginnings” |
| Cathy, Marlene and Rebecca have an unusual lunch; Paul seeks support from his co-workers; Rebecca dooms her relationship; Adam meets someone. |
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My fav show is on tonight again!!!
TGIM
All Hail Two and a Half Men!!!!
I am going to try and watch that zombie show from last night before Castle and Hawaii 50 come on. Then Weeds.
The zombie show!! What channel is that on?