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9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
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How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Architect of Destruction” |
| Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Play Ball” |
| Audrey contemplates quitting her job after realizing how miserable it makes her; Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “The Immortal Mr Billy Joel” |
| Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery. |
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Mike and Molly
| Mike and Molly – “Carl is Jealous” |
| Mike invites Carl on a double date when he becomes jealous of the time Mike is spending with Molly. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Nalowale” |
| When the daughter of the U.S. ambassador to the Philippines is found dead, the governor tasks Five-0 with finding her abducted sister. |
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Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The remaining couples perform. |
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Castle
| Castle – “Anatomy of a Murder” |
| An unknown woman falls out of a casket along with the original deceased when pallbearers lose control of the casket at a funeral; the investigation takes Beckett and Castle into the world of amorous, bed-hopping physicians. |
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Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck Vs the Couch Lock” |
| Chuck must decide what he is willing to sacrifice to find his mother; Morgan reveals a potentially dangerous secret to Casey. |
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The Event
| The Event – “Casualties of War” |
| The CDC tries to identify the contagion and treat those infected as the biological threat intensifies; Simon asks Sophia to betray Thomas. |
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Chase
| Chase – “Above the Law” |
| A white-collar fugitive turns violent in an attempt to escape; sparks fly between Annie and a bounty hunter (Eddie Cibrian); Jimmy and Luke start to bond. |
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House
| House – “Unplanned Parenthood” |
| A newborn experiences breathing problems and liver failure; House requests a female doctor be hired for the team; Cuddy asks House to baby-sit. |
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Lie to Me
| Lie to Me – “Dirty Loyal” |
| After an incident involving Walloski (Monique Curnen), the Lightman Group investigates police profiling techniques. |
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LOCAL |
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90210 |
Gossip Girl |
LOCAL |
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Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Real Housewives of Atlanta
| Real Housewives of Atlanta – “White Hot” |
| Kandi travels to Palm Springs to support Kim; NeNe discusses Brice’s brush with the law; Sheree reunites with her oldest daughter. |
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Thintervention with Jackie Warner
| Thintervention with Jackie Warner – “Sink or Swim” |
| Jackie takes the clients to a fitness resort to jumpstart their transitions. |
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Jersey Shore |
Jersey Shore |
World of Jenks
| World of Jenks – “Road Warrior” |
| Jenks tours with Sierra from VersaEmerge to learn about life on the road. |
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The Buried Life
| The Buried Life – “Capture a Fugitive” |
| As bounty hunters, the guys must apprehend a violent criminal; a record executive hears an underrated band. |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics
| Scare Tactics – “Killing Rosemary’s Baby” |
| A new episode |
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Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
Scare Tactics |
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Extract |
Dexter |
Weeds
| Weeds – “To Moscow, and Quickly” |
| Nancy and Andy try to find a pediatrician when Stevie gets sick; the family tries to unload merchandise. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “The Ecstasy and the Agony” |
| Dr. Todd tells Cathy she has been rejected from the clinical trial; Sean sets up Marlene; Adam and Andrea fight; Paul makes a discovery. |
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Can’t wait for Two and a Half Men tonight!!!
Best show ever!!!
That Charlie Sheen cracks me up
LOL, you’ve gota respect Charlie Sheen, he is mad as a box of frogs