Can you believe that we’re only a few days away from October? Because I can’t! Time is flying by.

What to watch tonight – definitely check out LONESTAR, so it does better than horribly. Tonight’s HOUSE is really well done, and features Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady (aka one of my favorite people on TV). I’m watching CHUCK and THE EVENT, and maybe HAWAII FIVE-0 with Dad. What about you all?

MONDAY	8:00	8:30	9:00	9:30	10:00	10:30
	How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother – “Cleaning House” When the gang helps Barney’s mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.	Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement – “The Bank” Jeff brags to Adam about a list he keeps of mistakes that Audrey has made; Russell sends a suggestive e-mail to a co-worker.	Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men – “A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer” When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.	Mike and Molly Mike and Molly – “First Date” When Molly gets a cold before her first date with Mike, she takes cold medicine to feel better.	Hawaii Five-0 Hawaii Five-0 – “Ohana” Following the abduction of a former NSA cyberterrorism expert, the team must rescue the man and prevent a breach of national security.
	Dancing With the Stars Dancing With the Stars T				Castle Castle – “A Deadly Affair” Beckett and Castle search for a psychic’s killer while debating the existence of extrasensory abilities.
	Chuck Chuck – “Chuck Vs The Suitcase” Chuck and Sarah go under cover in Milan during Fashion Week to retrieve a high-tech secret weapon; Morgan discovers a fatal flaw that compromises the new Buy More.		The Event The Event – “Keep Us Safe” The president’s staff grapples with a new reality; the conspiracy engulfs an FBI agent and a mercenary with questionable ties; a shadowy figure emerges with knowledge of the detainees.		Chase Chase – “Repo” When a state trooper’s son is murdered, Annie’s team must track down a fugitive, who is determined to reclaim what he thinks is rightfully his.
	House House – “Selfish” A seemingly healthy 14-year-old collapses during a skateboarding exhibition; House and Cuddy face the challenge of handling their romantic relationship at work.		Lone Star Lone Star – “One in Every Family” Bob tries to ease Clint’s suspicions; Lindsay starts to think she might not know Bob as well as she thought; Cat’s brother keeps getting into trouble.		LOCAL
	90210 90210 – “2021 Vision Naomi tries to cope with constant flashbacks to her rape; Mr. Cannon invites Silver to his apartment; Dixon makes a discovery about Ivy.		Gossip Girl Gossip Girl – “The Undergraduates” Blair is in for a few big surprises on her first day at Columbia; Serena becomes suspicious of Juliet (Katie Cassidy); worried about Dan, Rufus decides to take matters into his own hands.		LOCAL
	The Event		Thintervention with Jackie Warner		Thintervention with Jackie Warner Thintervention with Jackie Warner – “Chase the Burn” Jackie takes the clients on a firefighter workout.
	Jersey Shore		Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory	Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory – “Old Man Ad Campaign / Bra Belt” Rob and Drama go undercover as old men in search of inspiration for Rob’s new clothing line.	World of Jenks World of Jenks – “Fifty Fists” Jenks moves in with a mixed martial arts cage fighter who has a tragic family past.	The Buried Life The Buried Life – “#50 Streak and Get Away With It” In the Season 2 opener, the guys head to a Kansas City Wizards game, where they’ll attempt to streak across the field without getting caught.
	World’s Greatest Dad		Dexter		Weeds Weeds – “A Shoe for a Shoe” Nancy needs to retrieve her son; Andy and Silas await the outcome at a nearby diner.	The Big C The Big C – “Taking Lumps” Cathy calls upon Lenny for help; Sean moves to his sister’s backyard; Paul and Adam compete in a bathtub race.