| MONDAY |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
10:30 |
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How I Met Your Mother
| How I Met Your Mother – “Big Days” |
| Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can’t stop talking about his desire to start a family. |
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Rules of Engagement
| Rules of Engagement – “Surro-gate” |
| Jeff and Audrey get surprising news about their surrogate. |
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Two and a Half Men
| Two and a Half Men – “Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud” |
| Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge’s mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking. |
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Mike and Molly
| Mike and Molly – “Pilot” |
| Teacher Molly Flynn invites officer Mike Biggs to speak to her fourth-grade class after becoming smitten with him at an Overeaters’ Anonymous meeting. |
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Hawaii Five-0
| Hawaii Five-0 – “Pilot” |
| Steve McGarret, a decorated Naval officer, returns to Hawaii to investigate his father’s murder and is asked to head up an elite police task force. |
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Dancing With the Stars
| Dancing With the Stars |
| The 12 couples perform for the first time. |
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Castle
| Castle – “A Deadly Affair” |
| When Beckett and her team burst into an apartment on a murderer’s trail, they see Castle standing over a dead woman’s body holding a gun; Beckett arrests Castle as he asserts his innocence. |
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Chuck
| Chuck – “Chuck Vs The Anniversary” |
| Chuck and Morgan search the globe for Chuck’s mother (Linda Hamilton); Casey and Sarah track an operative (Dolph Lundgren) of the mysterious Volkoff Industries; Ellie shares big news. |
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The Event
| The Event – “Pilot” |
| After his girlfriend mysteriously disappears from a cruise, Sean Walker discovers a conspiracy of global proportions. |
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Chase
| Chase – “Pilot” |
| A team of U.S. Marshals led by Annie Frost searches for dangerous fugitive Mason Boyle. |
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House
| House – “Now What?” |
| House and Cuddy explore the ramifications of their feelings for each other; a colleague’s illness leaves the hospital without a neurosurgeon on site. |
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Lone Star
| Lone Star – “Pilot” |
| Robert Allen is a charismatic schemer who has constructed two lives in different parts of Texas; he aims to clean out a family business in one of his lives. |
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90210
| 90210 – “Age of Inheritance” |
| Naomi discovers she can access money in her trust fund; the Honey Brothers perform a few songs; Dixon, Navid and Liam take Oscar for a night on the town; Annie has an instant connection to a man she meets at a coffee shop. |
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Gossip Girl
| Gossip Girl – “Double Identity” |
| Lily asks Serena to help her find Chuck; Juliet offers to help Nate win Serena back. |
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LOCAL |
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Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Thintervention with Jackie Warner
| Thintervention with Jackie Warner – “The Fat & The Furious” |
| After several heated exchanges, Jackie arranges a dinner for the clients to resolve their issues. |
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Jersey Shore |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory
| Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
| An all new episode. |
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World of Jenks
| World of Jenks |
| An all new episode. |
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World of Jenks |
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Twilight |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Boomerang” |
| A parking violation forces the family to flee again; Silas’ plans are ruined; Doug is taken hostage. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “Blue-Eyed Iris” |
| Cathy tries to feel sexier by meeting someone new; Adam is caught watching pornography; Paul is injured; Sean fights for his building. |
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I have to get up early tomorrow, so I can only watch Chuck, HIMYM, and Lonestar. Then, tomorrow and the next few days I’ll be watching House, 90210 (I don’t really know why I’m still watching it), The Event, Gossip Girl, Castle, and Hawaii Five-0. I don’t know how I’m going to watch all this TV, I’ll have to make time somehow.