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How I Met Your Mother |
Rules of Engagement |
Two and a Half Men |
The Big Bang Theory |
CSI: Miami |
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Bachelor Pad
| Bachelor Pad |
| A stomach churning challenge awaits the 17 remaining contestants as does the opportunity to bring out the inner ‘artist’ in each of them. |
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Dating in the Dark
| Dating in the Dark |
| Supermodel, actress, and Playboy Playmate Summer Altice is among the contestants. |
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America’s Got Talent |
Dateline NBC
| Dateline NBC |
| Keith Morrison examines the death of a Nashville husband. |
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House |
Lie To Me
| Lie To Me – “Pied Piper” |
| Cal and Zoe (Jennifer Beals) are called to witness the execution of a man (David Marciano) they helped send to death row 17 years before, and face the possibility that he’s innocent. Marciano is joined by fellow THE SHIELD alums David Rees Snell, Catherine Dent, Benito Martinez, Kenneth Johnson, and Cathy Cahlin Ryan (wife of Shawn Ryan, the EP of LIE TO ME and creator of THE SHIELD). |
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LOCAL |
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90210 |
Gossip Girl |
LOCAL |
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Secret Life of the American Teenager
| Secret Life of the American Teenager – “Lady Liberty” |
| Amy’s new pals in NYC take her out to a night club to celebrate her birthday. Meanwhile, Ben and Adrian have ulterior motives for getting engaged; and Amy’s parents inform her they are moving ahead with their plans to remarry. |
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Huge
| Huge – “Birthdays” |
| Chloe and Alistair have separate birthday celebrations that collide and eventually lead to Chloe becoming upset. Elsewhere, Dr Rand starts to fall for her new boyfriend after an odd evening with him sheds light on her past. |
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Secret Life of the American Teenager |
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Real Housewives of New Jersey |
Real Housewives of New Jersey |
Real Housewives of New Jersey
| Real Housewives of New Jersey – “Hills Are Alive With Giudice” |
| The gang’s sojourn in Italy continues with Teresa and Joe serving as tour guides and cooking up a feast. As for Danielle, she meets with a private investigator in a bid to dig into her family roots. |
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Jersey Shore |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory |
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factor
| Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory – “Operation: Save Patty” |
| Rob’s mom injures her ankle, so he and Drama go to extreme lengths to ensure she’s as comfortable as possible. |
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The Hard Times of RJ Berger
| The Hard Times of RJ Berger – “Lily Pad” |
| RJ and Miles try to find dates for the winter formal, but after numerous rejections, RJ decides to ask his best pal Lily. |
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Warren the Ape
| Warren the Ape – “Anger Management” |
| Warren attends anger-management classes after he destroys a miniature-golf course in a fit of rage. |
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Inglorious Basterds |
Weeds
| Weeds – “Thwack” |
| In the wake of Pilar’s murder, Nancy and her boys are on the lam as the 6th season begins. Meanwhile, Andy wrestles with whether or not to take on “the abortionist with a crossbow” who is holding Audra hostage at the house in RenMar. |
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The Big C
| The Big C – “Pilot” |
| In the series opener, suburban Minneapolis wife and schoolteacher Cathy (Laura Linney), who is dying from skin cancer, begins to take charge of her life and live it up a little. She starts by building a pool in her tiny backyard, and tries to tell those close to her—a teen son, her estranged husband and a homeless brother—about her illness, but finds it difficult. |
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The Closer |
The Closer
| The Closer – “Off the Hook” |
| Pope implements a plan to improve the department’s public image in the wake of the brutal slaying of a parole-board member who was killed during a phone call with Gabriel. But before any image is boosted, Brenda must first solve the murder. |
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Rizzoli & Isles
| Rizzoli & Isles – “I Kissed a Girl” |
| When a woman is savagely murdered while leaving a lesbian bar, Jane goes undercover to solve the apparent hate crime. Meanwhile, Maura plays matchmaker and brings Jane together with a yoga instructor. |
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