It’s my half birthday!  Start saving your money to get me something nice in 6 months!  Let’s see what’s on tonight to celebrate!

The 8:00 Hour –

ABC has another vote off episode of DANCING WITH THE STARS.  I still hope it’s Kate Gosselin.  CBS has an all new episode of NCIS – the death of a navy officer is linked to a prostitute and the team asks for help from a DC madam.

FOX has an all new two hour episode of AMERICAN IDOL – the top 9 sing songs from the Lennon and McCartney songbook.  NBC has an all new two hour episode of THE BIGGEST LOSER – the competitors have a chance to win immunity if they’re the first to lose 2% of their body weight.  Over on The CW, check out an all new episode of 90210 – Annie comes to grips with Jasper’s desperate actions; Adrianna goes public with her relationship with Gia; Liam presses Naomi to move forward with the sexual-harassment claims; and Dixon and Ivy go on a fake date when they feel left out of Naomi/Liam/Silver/Teddy’s double date.

The 9:00 Hour –

On ABC, there’s an all new episode of LOST!  Desmond awakens and discovers he’s on the island.  The three people listed as guest cast in the TVGuide write up have me more than excited about tonight’s episode!  CBS has an all new NCIS:LA – a Marine’s murder is linked to Mixed Martial Arts fighting, so Sam goes undercover as a fighter.

THE BIGGEST LOSER continues on NBC. FOX has hour two of AMERICAN IDOL.   The CW airs an all new episode of MELROSE PLACE – Ella schemes to save her job and when Jonah disagrees with her tactics, she turns to David for help.  Meanwhile, Lauren helps David out of a jam when he loses half of his wait staff on the day that a restaurant critic is coming to the place.  SURVIVORS is all new on BBC America.

The 10:00 Hour –

ABC has another all new episode of V.  Anna launches a pilot program to allow select groups of humans to live on the ships. Tyler learns a secret about his mom.  Val’s pregnancy is an issue for Ryan, while a sacrifice is made to save him.  On CBS, catch an all new episode of THE GOOD WIFE.  Alicia and Will defend a college student accused of killing her roommate while dealing with the mounting sexual tension between them.  Diane continues to flirt with a conservative ballistics expert.  NBC has an all new episode of PARENTHOOD.  Max works with a behavioral aide played by Minka Kelly while Kristina tries to stop worrying as it affects her relationship with Adam.  Sarah wants to date Amber’s teacher; Crosby decides to tell his parents about Jabbar; and Julia continues to be jealous about a mom in Joel’s play group!

There’s another all new episode of 16 AND PREGNANT on MTV and it’s 90 minutes long!  A teenager gets pregnant with twins with the guy she’s been dating for 1 month.  MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER is all new on Bravo.  WWE NXT is all new on Syfy.

Don’t miss the season 2 finale of SOUTHLAND on TNT.  John’s ex asks for a favor before he’s sent out to catch a rapist who’s impersonating a cop.  Susan learns of Sal’s affair, and Lydia and Russell work a double homicide!

JUSTIFIED is all new tonight on FX. Raylan and Rachel are sent to LA to find a fugitive named Roland Pike who Raylan failed to capture before.  Roland’s former associates are also after him.  On USA, the conclusion of last week’s fantastic premiere of CRIMINAL INTENT has Goren and Eames dealing with their loss, while butting heads with the Feds on a high profile case.  Saffron Burrows joins the cast as Nichols’ new partner Stevens, and Vincent Donofrio and Kathryn Erbe leave the series.