Two weeks until the big trip to LA – let’s check what’s on to celebrate the countdown!

The 8:00 Hour –

ABC’s next episode of THE DEEP END airs tonight.  Susan gives Beth and Dylan a difficult pro bono case.  Liam and Malcolm are pitted against each other!  Over on CBS, it’s the big premiere of SURVIVOR: HEROES VS VILLAINS!!  The two hour premiere features returns by some of our favorites and our favorites-to-hate – Boston Rob, Jerri Manthey, Colby Donaldson, Coach, Lil Russell – SO EXCITING!  NBC has new of episodes of COMMUNITY and PARKS AND RECREATION.  On COMMUNITY, Jeff tries to smooth things out with Britta when after a drunk dial, while Shirley and Annie try to embarrass Señor Chang to help Troy and Pierce; on PARKS AND REC, Leslie and Justin team up to set Leslie’s mom up with guest star John Laroquette, while Andy’s band gets a gig!

BONES is a rerun on FOX – it’s the episode with the dead heir to a chicken farm fortune. Over on The CW, catch an all new episode of THE VAMPIRE DIARIES – Stefan, Damon, Elena, and Bonnie team up to open the tomb where Katherine has been buried and find something unexpected, while Jeremy agrees to meet Anna in the woods without knowing what she has planned!

The 9:00 Hour –

ABC has an all new GREY’S ANATOMY – a roof collapses at a restaurant known for its Valentine’s celebrations; Calzona tries to hook Bailey up with the hot anesthesiologist, Callie tries to help Mark convince Sloan to do what’s best for the baby, and Meredith and Derek struggle with his new role.  The second hour of the SURVIVOR premiere is on CBS.

An all new episode of PAST LIFE airs on FOX.  A victim has memories of a quarry and a bloody murder scene.  The person on death row for the crime in question might be innocent.  NBC has all new eps of THE OFFICE and 30 ROCK.  Up first, on THE OFFICE, Kathy Bates’ Bennett shows up in Scranton and makes changes right away, including making Michael and Jim decide who is going back to being a salesman.  On 30 ROCK, Jack meets and falls for Elizabeth Banks’ CNBC personality, while Liz’s attempts at a root canal for Valentine’s Day are interrupted by Dennis Duffy (Dean Winters), Floyd (Jason Sudeikis), and Drew (Jon Hamm).  SUPERNATURAL is all new!!! When people start dying around Valentine’s Day, Sam and Dean suspect Cupid, so they set out to find him.  Check out an all new episode of FIRST 48 on A&E.

The 10:00 Hour –

ABC has an all new PRIVATE PRACTICE. Naomi wants nothing to do with Maya’s wedding; the tension between Sam and Addison hits an all time high, and she turns to Pete, who is working on a case with Cooper involving kids who are biting each other to show their love.  THE MENTALIST is all new on CBS – Jane helps Cho with a personal investigation into his former gang.  Thankfully, NBC is airing real TV at 10 – two repeat episodes of THE OFFICE.  Up first is the episode where Toby and Dwight try to prove Darryl is lying about his worker’s comp case; second is the episode were Wallace tells everyone that they won’t all get raises.

You’ll find an all new episode of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY on Bravo.  Check out another hilarious episode of ARCHER on FX.  Mallory picks Lana for a case instead of Archer, and he tags along anyway.  Mallory meets with her secret boyfriend Nikolair, and Cyril worries about Lana’s safety and fidelity.  Over on Lifetime, PROJECT RUNWAY has an all new episode – the winner of this week’s challenge gets their design on the cover of a popular fashion magazine so egos clash in the workroom.  MANHUNTERS: FUGITIVE TASK FORCE is all new on A&E. Another all new episode of AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW is on MTV – this one has the judges looking for the best group in the West.  Another all new episode of BURN NOTICE is on USA!  Michael is tasked with stealing flight information that could get him in trouble; meanwhile, Tim Matheson’s Larry is back, and he’s brought along the drug cartel that is following him!

On Comedy Central, don’t miss the premieres of IMPORTANT THINGS WITH DEMETRI MARTIN and THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM. The important thing of the week for Demetri is “Ability”.  Sarah’s episode has her creating an off color television show for children.