Lots of great shows are on tonight – including the premieres of DAMAGES and GREEK!

ABC has an all new episode of THE BACHELOR – the 9 women and Jake head up the coast of California in an RV.  By the end of the 2 hour episode, we’re left with 5 women!  Over on CBS, the whole night is in reruns– on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, “The Sexless Innkeeper” episode airs!  On ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, the episode where Billie and Zack have their first fight over a new toilet.

FOX has an all new episode of HOUSE – the men on House’s team are taken by a woman suffering excruciating pain, while 13 wants to figure out the problem.  House also sets out to make amends to someone he screwed with in med school.  NBC has an all new episode of CHUCK!  Chuck is off on his very first spy mission (all alone) and along the way he has some quality time with Kristen Kreuk, Steve Austin, and Josie Davis.  Over on The CW, catch an all new episode of ONE TREE HILL – Taylor surprises her sisters (Haley and Quinn), and brings David with her.

There’s a new episode of THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER on ABC Family – Amy and Adrian decide to stop focusing on what others think and more on what they think!

The 9:00 Hour –

On ABC, THE BACHELOR: ON THE WINGS OF LOVE (seriously with that long title?) continues until 10.  CBS has reruns of TWO AND A HALF MEN and THE BIG BANG THEORY.  On 2.5, Alan’s girlfriend moves in at Charlie’s suggestion.  Over on TBBT, Wolowitz and Sheldon consult a bug expert played by Lewis Black, who they hope will help settle a bet.

NBC has an all new episode of HEROES – Hiro’s tumor worsens.  FOX airs an all new hour of 24.  Jack and Renee are on the case, and Jack’s not so sure she’s in the right frame of mind to continue.  The CW has the next all new episode of LIFE UNEXPECTED.  A social worker visits Cate and Baze to determine if they are in any shape to be the parents of Lux.  In the meantime, we finally meet her pals and her boyfriend Bug (Rafi Gavron).  I love him and her bf Tasha!  Over on ABC Family, MAKE IT OR BREAK IT has a new episode that has Payson heading to public school and immediately clashing with the queen bee.  There’s also an all new episode of INTERVENTION on A&E and TRUE LIFE…I’m addicted to video games on MTV.

The 10:00 Hour –

ABC has an all new episode of CASTLE.  They investigate a death related to a million dollar heist while Castle tries to keep a story that calls Castle and Beckett a couple, a secret from Beckett!  CSI: MIAMI is a rerun – the episode that explores a food contamination problem, and has Delko considering a leave from the crew.  Over on NBC, Leno is all new! 

GREEK is all new on ABC Family – the season premiere deals with the after math of last season’s fire and Rusty and Dale’s fight.  There is a great Calvin and Grant storyline, the return of a very familiar face, and the fallout of the Becks and Evan kiss in the finale is explored.  On FX, the third season of DAMAGES premieres!  New series regulars Martin Short and Campbell Scott are involved in the latest case Patty is handling 10 months after last year’s finale: the fallout of a Ponzi scheme.  Also, the show continues their jumps in time, and we see a car accident 6 months in the future that has a huge impact on what will come in the season to follow.

Showtime has the premiere of TRACEY ULLMAN – Chanel is back, as is Ariana Huffington.  We also get to see Tracey play Christiane Amanpour, among others.  Really funny stuff!  On TNT, an all new episode of MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE deals with daddy issues – Joe meets up with his dad, played by Robert Loggia, and Owen’s dad makes a commercial that looks like Owen isn’t his son, but rather, the better salesman at work is. HOARDERS is all new on A&E.  MTV has a new episode of THE BURIED LIFE and MY LIFE AS LIZ.  On TBL, the boys plan to give a toast at a stranger’s wedding; on LIZ, Liz decides to take back the talent show from the cool crowd and it doesn’t sit well.